My honey and I have the most incredible conversations driving home from a date night.
“The headlights from oncoming cars hurt my eyes. Feels like a hot poker jabbing through my eyeballs.”
“Why, what’s wrong?”, Rick asked.
“What’s wrong?!? I’m having what’s called a menstrual migraine. They’re not very pleasant!”
“Oh, no. I knew two days ago you would be having this problem soon; Satan appeared.”
***This is the point where I start to laugh hysterically, even though my head is exploding***
“I woke up to what I thought was the Dark Overlord from Howard the Duck saying ‘ I’m not April anymore! The transformation is complete. I am now… someone else'”, Rick explained, “I expected to see you spewing pea soup a la the Exorcist at any time. I knew then it was going to be a rough week! I still love you, though.”
It almost makes me feel sorry for him! Dealing with Satan, a Dark Overlord AND a demon possession, all within a week or so, can’t be easy! But then again, it’s not easy for us women either. It’s very difficult transforming into so many forms in so short a time.
Bless his heart.