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My 10 year old daughter is hilarious…she says some of the funniest things. I thought I would share a few of the things she has said recently:

  • “I have a question. Can I lick you?” – She asked me this when I was brushing her hair before school one morning. Just out of the blue…I must have looked tasty.
  • “Christian, did you know that money is paper?”
  • Me: “Faith, you smell like burnt popcorn”. Faith: “It might be my arm pits”. 
  • “Dad, don’t you ever get hot when you wear long sleeved shirts, because of your arm hairs?”  -said as he was helping her with math homework. She kept examining his arms.
  • “Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, he licked his butt and smelled a bear” – First thing she said after I woke her up for school. I think I see a pattern forming…
  • “I am NOT wearing my hair like that…I look Chinese!!!” Me: “What makes you look Chinese?” Her: “When I smile, my eyes get squinty and the hair things make it worse”
  • “Dad, are Chinese people and Japanese people from the same tribe?”-Said while we were eating at a Chinese Restaurant. Thank God she wasn’t loud…that could have been really embarrassing! 
  •  “Dad, don’t your arms feel puffy when you wear long sleeves…you know, because of your arm hairs?” -What is it with her and arm hairs?
  • “Dad’s old. He was born in the 1800s.”
  •  “There are poop sparkles in the bathroom” -I think she meant poop “particles”. 
  • “I would love to change the world…but they won’t give me the source code”
  • “Sometimes, I feel like a smurf trapped in a dungeon”

Yes, I have weird kids…weird but FUNNY!

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                  Diane - It's All Good Until You Burn Dinner
                  Diane - It's All Good Until You Burn Dinner

                  This is great! I was just telling a friend the other day that I wished I had written down more of the funny things that my kids said when they were small. Cute!


                  Thanks! I should have done this when my son was small…now he's the mouthy 14 year old…and I definitely don't want to remember some of the things he says now! lol

                  the cheese thief

                  your kids are hilarious. I love this one:I would love to change the world…but they won't give me the source code


                  Thanks, I think so too. That one cracked me up! She has no filter…whatever pops in her head, she says it.

                  Jeri Kleiber

                  Cute! Kids do say the darndest things!!! I'm following your blog. I hope you can stop by my neck of the woods sometime.


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