*Dad, your driving makes me choke.
*I think grandma’s leg is rotten.
*Dad, do you have $2.00? Yes? Ok, I need $12.00.
*Do gingers tan?
*I”m a natural beauty and can attract any man I want
*My blood pressure is 142. I must have been hyper today!
*Is a Synagog a cigarette?
*Mom, I like that shirt better because…it hides your chubbies
*Mom, did you know that when a girl jumps, her boobies jiggle? Do they sag when you get old?
*Allie: Faith, why are you opening all the blinds? Faith: Because my roses need solar power!
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