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My youngest daughter is pretty funny…and she doesn’t come with much of a filter (to my embarrassment at times). Here is yet another post of Funny Things My Daughter Says!

*Dad, your driving makes me choke.

*I think grandma’s leg is rotten.

*Dad, do you have $2.00? Yes? Ok, I need $12.00.

*Do gingers tan?

*I”m a natural beauty and can attract any man I want

*My blood pressure is 142. I must have been hyper today!

*Is a Synagog a cigarette?

*Mom, I like that shirt better because…it hides your chubbies

*Mom, did you know that when a girl jumps, her boobies jiggle? Do they sag when you get old?

*Allie: Faith, why are you opening all the blinds? Faith: Because my roses need solar power!

To see more funny things she has said, click HERE.

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16 Comments on "Funny Things My Daughter Says"

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Pamela R
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Very funny
you need to keep a book and give it to her when she grads from HS =)

Paula
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Too funny! She must be a blast to live with. 🙂

Crazed in the Kitchen
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Those are so cute! I try to write things down when my kids say them so I can remember them when they get older–darn mommy brain won’t remember them otherwise. I love hearing the silly things kids say!

FamilyTravelsonaBudget
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I’d hire her as chief storyteller on a road trip! Quite quippy!!!

Joy
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She is funny! Can’t wait for my little Faith to speak, pretty sure she has one of these streaks in her as well!

Warmest regards,
Joy
http://www.PardonMyPoppet.com

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