June 4th, 2012 | 
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My youngest daughter is pretty funny…and she doesn’t come with much of a filter (to my embarrassment at times). Here is yet another post of Funny Things My Daughter Says!
*Dad, your driving makes me choke.
*I think grandma’s leg is rotten.
*Dad, do you have $2.00? Yes? Ok, I need $12.00.
*Do gingers tan?
*I”m a natural beauty and can attract any man I want
*My blood pressure is 142. I must have been hyper today!
*Is a Synagog a cigarette?
*Mom, I like that shirt better because…it hides your chubbies
*Mom, did you know that when a girl jumps, her boobies jiggle? Do they sag when you get old?
*Allie: Faith, why are you opening all the blinds? Faith: Because my roses need solar power!
To see more funny things she has said, click HERE.
Posted in Cute | 
Tags: funny things my daughter says, My Bizarre Family, silly kids, things kids say
Very funny
you need to keep a book and give it to her when she grads from HS =)
Ooooooooo, I like that idea! Thanks!
Too funny! She must be a blast to live with.
Yeah, she really is! She is hilarious!
Those are so cute! I try to write things down when my kids say them so I can remember them when they get older–darn mommy brain won’t remember them otherwise. I love hearing the silly things kids say!
Thanks! I love hearing the silly things too. I’ve been writing all the funny/silly things she says down for the past several months…I just wish I had done that with the others when they where little!
I’d hire her as chief storyteller on a road trip! Quite quippy!!!
She is funny! Can’t wait for my little Faith to speak, pretty sure she has one of these streaks in her as well!
Warmest regards,
Joy
http://www.PardonMyPoppet.com
LOL Love it!!
April… I can’t stop laughing… I confess that I even {snorted} hahaha… what a riot! My daughter is 5 and I can totally see her being just as uncensored. I probably shouldn’t be laughing then
She is a cutie.
Thank you…she definitely keeps us entertained!
That was great! LOL…luv it
lol Thanks!
These are funny. Your daughter is definitely a thinker. My daughter is 17 months old. Can’t wait to hear the crazy that comes from her as she gets older.
Making Your Morning.
I totally recommend writing all the cute/silly things she says when she gets a little older! It’s fun to go back and read them =)
I love the confidence…. “I’m a natural beauty….” How great is that?!? Thanks for visiting me… following you now from Cave Princess