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How to fold laundry? Heck if I know! Evidently, no one in our house can fold laundry.  But, we sure can wash the heck out of them!

 

Lovely pile of clean clothes nobody knows how to fold

That’s just one picture. There are two other piles of clothes in our house that no one knows how to fold. Pretty sad, huh? Especially since the baskets are overflowing (there are two baskets underneath all those clothes)! I thought I figured out how to do it the other day. I mean, the baskets were nearly empty (I was trying to figure out the socks), our drawers and closets were full. Then my husband comes home from work. I hear racket coming from the laundry room….water running…then the unmistakeable sound of the lid slamming down and the agitator swishing the clothes. I thought, man…this is great. My man can do some laundry! Yeah. Three loads later, I walk into our bedroom to find the clothes overflowing their baskets again and my husband no where to be found.  And there they will sit until someone figures out how to fold them.  Again. Probably me. Eventually. Maybe.

What is your most hated chore?

 

 

My son recently got suspended from school for four days for “horseplay”. This is not the first time he’s been suspended, but I certainly hope (and he is praying) it is the  last time. The punishments are definitely getting more harsh each time. This time? He’s been in his room all week….after I took the cable boxes and electronics out of his room AND removed the door from the hinges. The only thing he has been able to do is homework/makeup work and…look at the four walls and think about why he is in there.

Today at 3:30pm, his confinement will be over. Which is why when he asked me last night if he could watch a couple movies we rented…I relented….on one condition; he was to write me an essay. I got a kick out of reading it, honestly. So much so that I had to post it. All misspellings are his:

 

Mom, I want to watch the movie Contagon because it could make me wash my hands and stay clean. If I don’t watch this movie then I could get very sick and maybe die of being sick. I need my health and to stay healthy. My health is important to the world. If I die many businesses will fail and even die. Many people look up to me and if I die of an illness, people will go goth or emo and try to be with me. I’m everything to this family. Flowers will die and it will be cold threw the whole world.

Everyone gets to watch tv. Some don’t have to beg. Others have to beg (me). You should let me watch tv because of the following: it educates me, it has good effects and it’s relaxing.

To begin, watching tv is a way to educate my mind in so many ways. It proliferates my mind in a new kind of thinking. Watching tv is fun, funny and fantastic.

In addition, it rubs off good effects for me. If I watch an action movie, it could teach me how to fight when I need to. If I watch a romantic movie it could teach me how to pick up the ladies. Ooh lala.

Furthermore, watching tv is a relaxing way to be relaxed. Being relaxed is a way to get your mind off of the real world. Watching tv is so awesome the way the new effects are in some movies. I should watch tv because I’m going freakin crazy.

All in all, watching tv is relaxing, helpful and educational. I should be able to watch tv cause I talk to myself all day when I’m grounded to my room. I get so bored without my tv. Tv is so fun to watch. It expands your mind.

I think all of you would agree with me in that he definitely MUST NOT miss any more school! Horrible writing, but I did get some laughs reading it!

 

 

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Tomorrow I am starting Cycle 3 of the diet. I was supposed to start it today but…oh well. So far, I have lost 14 pounds since January 8th. Not too bad. All but 2 pounds of it was lost during the first cycle. I’ve really got to start exercising! I keep saying that, but this time I mean it.

On this cycle, I can have pasta and bread! Whole wheat pasta and multi-grain bread but still…pasta is pasta and bread is bread! I’m also now allowed to eat bananas, skim milk, mayo, popcorn (which I am SUPER excited about since I love me some popcorn…although I prefer it drenched in butter and salt…can’t do that now) and ice cream (lite and low fat/calorie). The goal of this cycle is to establish healthy eating habits and produce steady, manageable weight loss.  In the previous 2 cycles, I was allowed to eat liberal amounts of protein, but now I have to control it with smaller portions.

I’ve been able to find alot of sugar free, low calorie/fat snacks that has really helped when I have those sweet cravings. I’ve been eating alot of sugar free jello to help my sweet tooth. On my cheat days (and I HAVE to have them, preferably in between cycles), I’ve been trying new recipes I’ve been finding on Pinterest. Last night, I made the most delicious potato soup I’ve ever tasted; Disney Loaded Baked Potato soup, which you can find HERE. It is to DIE for!

 

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